1. In keeping with our policy of being as environmentally friendly as possible, and to save a few trees from the woodsman's axe, this page has been written on recycled paper !!!

2. F.A.Q., as you probably realize, means Frequently Asked Questions.

3. F.G.A. stands for Frequently Given Answers. As we are not magicians, we cannot read your mind to know what questions you will be asking. To save both you and us a lot of time and trouble, before sending us an E-mail message, look at this page first to see if it contains the answer to your question. Thank you.

1. Yes. 2. No. 3. Maybe. 4. Possibly. 5. Probably. 6. Don't tell anyone I told you this but.... 7. Can you keep a secret? Good, because so can I ! 8. We'll have to get back to you on this one when we've talked to our lawyer/solicitor/ technical expert/boffin/bank manager/financial adviser/spouse/mother..... 9. I don't know either. 10. It beats the heck out of me! 11. I blame the government/modern society/the youth of today/the parents/ my mother-in-law.... 12. The same to you buddy! 13. My lawyer will be contacting you !!!

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